It happened

When I was in “middle school” ( 7th or  8th grade in the Romanian school system)  I had a girl in my class that though oral sex is going to get her pregnant.

I was laughing my ass off as she explained how it’s possible… Her mom knew someone who knew someone who got pregnant via oral sex. It was a blast…  growing up and learning in a romanian school was quite entertaining.

Anyway she was really convinced by her mother’s lies…  so convinced that I even asked a sport teacher (female) about this issue… The teacher patiently and somewhat carefully explained the complicated issue to her but even that didn’t convinced her.

The funny thing is that this kind of parenting sucks… You can’t lie like that to your kids because it’s bad and it doesn’t work.  She ended up smoking, being a whore and etc… Nice times… nice times.

Anyway let’s get back to the main idea…  It fucking happened :) )

Doctors would say it’s a case of impregnation via the proximal gastrointestinal tract in a patient with an aplastic distal vagina.

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One Response to It happened

  1. Ted says:

    Salut, mersi de link, eu sunt autorul siteului Standard Madness, m-am oprit doar sa salut un roman :D

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